The Honorable Peter Stirling and What People Thought of Him by Paul Leicester Ford

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"He's all right."

And so was the crowd.

CHAPTER LX.

A CONUNDRUM.

Mr. Pierce was preparing to talk. Usually Mr. Pierce was talking. Mr.
Pierce had been talking already, but it had been to single listeners
only, and for quite a time in the last three hours Mr. Pierce had been
compelled to be silent. But at last Mr. Pierce believed his moment had
come. Mr. Pierce thought he had an audience, and a plastic audience at
that. And these three circumstances in combination made Mr. Pierce
fairly bubbling with words. No longer would he have to waste his
precious wit and wisdom, _tete-a-tete,_ or on himself.

At first blush Mr. Pierce seemed right in his conjecture. Seated--in
truth, collapsed, on chairs and lounges, in a disarranged and
untidy-looking drawing-room, were nearly twenty very tired-looking
people. The room looked as if there had just been a free fight there,
and the people looked as if they had been the participants. But the
multitude of flowers and the gay dresses proved beyond question that
something else had made the disorder of the room and had put that
exhausted look upon the faces.

Experienced observers would have understood it at a glimpse. From the
work and fatigues of this world, people had gathered for a little
enjoyment of what we call society. It is true that both the room and its
occupants did not indicate that there had been much recreation. But,
then, one can lay it down as an axiom that the people who work for
pleasure are the hardest-working people in the world; and, as it is that
for which society labors, this scene is but another proof that they get
very much fatigued over their pursuit of happiness and enjoyment,
considering that they hunt for it in packs, and entirely exclude the
most delicious intoxicant known--usually called oxygen--from their list
of supplies from the caterer. Certainly this particular group did look
exhausted far beyond the speech-making point. But this, too, was a
deception. These limp-looking individuals had only remained in this
drawing-room for the sole purpose of "talking it over," and Mr. Pierce
had no walk-over before him.

Mr. Pierce cleared his throat and remarked: "The development of marriage
customs and ceremonies from primeval days is one of the most curious
and--"

"What a lovely wedding it has been!" said Dorothy, heaving a sigh of
fatigue and pleasure combined.

"Wasn't it!" went up a chorus from the whole party, except Mr. Pierce,
who looked eminently disgusted.

"As I was remarking--" began Mr. Pierce again.

"But the best part," said Watts, who was lolling on one of the lounges,
"was those 'sixt' ward presents. As Mr. Moriarty said; 'Begobs, it's
hard it would be to find the equal av that tureen!' He was right! Its
equal for ugliness is inconceivable."

"Yet the poor beggars spent eight hundred dollars on it" sighed
Lispenard, wearily.

"Relative to the subject--" said Mr. Pierce.

"And Leonore told me," said a charmingly-dressed girl, "that she liked
it better than any other present she had received."

"Oh, she was more enthusiastic," laughed Watts, "over all the 'sixt'
ward and political presents than she was over what we gave her. We
weren't in it at all with the Micks. She has come out as much a
worshipper of hoi-polloi as Peter."

"I don't believe she cares a particle for them," said our old friend,
the gentlemanly scoundrel; "but she worships them because they worship
him."

"Well," sighed Lispenard, "that's the way things go in life. There's
that fellow gets worshipped by every one, from the Irish saloon-keeper
up to Leonore. While look at me! I'm a clever, sweet-tempered, friendly
sort of a chap, but nobody worships me. There isn't any one who gives a
second thought for yours truly. I seem good for nothing, except being
best man to much luckier chaps. While look at Peter! He's won the love
of a lovely girl, who worships him to a degree simply inconceivable. I
never saw such idealization."

"Then you haven't been watching Peter," said Mrs. D'Alloi, who, as a
mother, had no intention of having it supposed that Leonore was not more
loved than loving.

"Taking modern marriage as a basis--" said Mr. Pierce.

"Oh," laughed Dorothy, "there's no doubt they are a pair, and I'm very
proud of it, because I did it."

"Cock-a-doodle-doo!" crowed Ray.

"I did," said Dorothy, "and my own husband is not the one to cast
reflection on my statement."

"He's the only one who dares," said Ogden.

"Well, I did. Leonore would never have cared for such a silent, serious
man if I hadn't shown her that other women did, and--"

"Nonsense," laughed Ogden. "It was Podds did it. Dynamite is famous for
the uncertainty of the direction in which it will expend its force, and
in this case it blew in a circle, and carried Leonore's heart clear from
Newport to Peter."

"Or, to put it scientifically," said Lispenard, "along the line of least
resistance."

"It seems to me that Peter was the one who did it," said Le Grand. "But
of course, as a bachelor, I can't expect my opinion to be accepted."

"No," said Dorothy. "He nearly spoiled it by cheapening himself. No girl
will think a man is worth much who lets her tramp on him."

"Still," said Lispenard, "few girls can resist the flattery of being
treated by a man as if she is the only woman worth considering in the
world, and Peter did that to an extent which was simply disgraceful. It
was laughable to see the old hermit become social the moment she
appeared, and to see how his eyes and attention followed her. And his
learning to dance! That showed how things were."

"He began long before any of you dreamed," said Mrs. D'Alloi. "Didn't
he, Watts?"

"Undoubtedly," laughed Watts. "And so did she. I really think Leonore
did quite as much in her way, as Peter did. I never saw her treat any
one quite as she behaved to Peter from the very first. I remember her
coming in after her runaway, wild with enthusiasm over him, and saying
to me 'Oh, I'm so happy. I've got a new friend, and we are going to be
such friends always!'"

"That raises the same question," laughed Ogden, "that the Irishman did
about the street-fight, when he asked 'Who throwed that last brick
first?'"

"Really, if it didn't seem too absurd," said Watts, "I should say they
began it the moment they met."

"I don't think that at all absurd," said a gray-haired, refined looking
woman who was the least collapsed of the group, or was perhaps so well
bred as to conceal her feelings. "I myself think it began before they
even met. Leonore was half in love with Peter when she was in Europe,
and Peter, though he knew nothing of her, was the kind of a man who
imagines an ideal and loves that. She happened to be his ideal."

"Really, Miss De Voe," said Mr. Pierce, "you must have misjudged him.
Though Peter is now my grandson, I am still able to know what he is. He
is not at all the kind of man who allows himself to be controlled by an
ideal."

"I do not feel that I have ever known Peter. He does not let people
perceive what is underneath," said Miss De Voe. "But of one thing I am
sure. Nearly everything he does is done from sentiment. At heart he is
an idealist."

"Oh!" cried several.

"That is a most singular statement," said Mr. Pierce. "There is not a
man I know who has less of the sentimental and ideal in him. An idealist
is a man of dreams and romance. Peter is far too sensible a fellow to
be that. There is nothing heroic or romantic in him."

"Nonsense, _Paternus_," said Watts. "You don't know anything about the
old chap. You've only seen him as a cool clever lawyer. If your old
definition of romance is right: that it is 'Love, and the battle between
good and evil,' Peter has had more true romance than all the rest of us
put together."

"No," said Mr. Pierce. "You have merely seen Peter in love, and so you
all think he is romantic. He isn't. He is a cool man, who never acts
without weighing his actions, and therein has lain the secret of his
success. He calmly marks out his line of life, and, regardless of
everything else, pursues it. He disregards everything not to his
purpose, and utilizes everything that serves. I predicted great success
for him many years ago when he was fresh from college, simply from a
study of his mental characteristics and I have proved myself a prophet.
He has never made a slip, legally, politically, or socially. To use a
yachting expression, he has 'made everything draw.' An idealist, or a
man of romance and fire and impulse could never succeed as he has done.
It is his entire lack of feeling which has led to his success. Indeed--"

"I can't agree with you," interrupted Dorothy, sitting up from her
collapse as if galvanized into life and speech by Mr. Pierce's
monologue. "You don't understand Peter. He is a man of great feeling.
Think of that speech of his about those children! Think of his conduct
to his mother as long as she lived! Think of the goodness and kindness
he showed to the poor! Why, Ray says he has refused case after case for
want of time in recent years, while doing work for people in his ward
which was worth nothing. If--"

"They were worth votes," interjected Mr. Pierce.

"Look at his buying the Costell place in Westchester when Mr. Costell
died so poor, and giving it to Mrs. Costell," continued Dorothy, warming
with her subject. "Look at his going to those strikers' families, and
arranging to help them. Were those things done for votes? If I could
only tell you of something he once did for me, you would not say that he
was a man without feeling."

"I have no doubt," said Mr. Pierce blandly, "that he did many things
which, on their face, seemed admirable and to indicate feeling. But if
carefully examined, they would be found to have been advantageous to
him. Any service he could have done to Mrs. Rivington surely did not
harm him. His purchase of Costell's place pleased the political friends
of the dead leader. His aiding the strikers' families placated the men,
and gained him praise from the press. I dislike greatly to oppose this
rose-colored view of Peter, but, from my own knowledge of the man, I
must. He is without feeling, and necessarily makes no mistakes, nor is
he led off from his own ambitions by sentiment of any kind. When we had
that meeting with the strikers, he sat there, while all New York was
seething, with mobs and dead just outside the walls, as cool and
impassive as a machine. He was simply determined that we should
compromise, because his own interests demanded it, and he carried his
point merely because he was the one cool man at that meeting. If he had
had feeling he could not have been cool. That one incident shows the
key-note of his success."

"And I say his strong sympathies and feeling were the key-note,"
reiterated Dorothy.

"I think," said Pell, "that Peter's great success lay in his ability to
make friends. It was simply marvellous. I've seen it, over and over
again, both in politics and society. He never seemed to excite envy or
bitterness. He had a way of doing things which made people like him.
Every one he meets trusts him. Yet nobody understands him. So he
interests people, without exciting hostility. I've heard person after
person say that he was an uninteresting, ordinary man, and yet nobody
ever seemed to forget him. Every one of us feels, I am sure, that, as
Miss De Voe says, he had within something he never showed people. I have
never been able to see why he did or did not do hundreds of things. Yet
it always turned out that what he did was right. He makes me think of
the Frenchwoman who said to her sister, 'I don't know why it is, sister,
but I never meet any one who's always right but myself.'"

"You have hit it," said Ogden Ogden, "and I can prove that you have by
Peter's own explanation of his success. I spoke to him once of a rather
curious line of argument, as it seemed to me, which he was taking in a
case, and he said: 'Ogden, I take that course because it is the way
Judge Potter's mind acts. If you want to convince yourself, take the
arguments which do that best, but when you have to deal with judges or
juries, take the lines which fit their capacities. People talk about my
unusual success in winning cases. It's simply because I am not certain
that my way and my argument are the only way and the only argument. I've
studied the judges closely, so that I know what lines to take, and I
always notice what seems to interest the jury most, in each case. But,
more important than this study, is the fact that I can comprehend about
how the average man will look at a certain thing. You see I am the son
of plain people. Then I am meeting all grades of mankind, and hearing
what they say, and getting their points of view. I have never sat in a
closet out of touch with the world and decided what is right for others,
and then spent time trying to prove it to them. In other words, I have
succeeded, because I am merely the normal or average man, and therefore
am understood by normal or average people, or by majorities, to put it
in another way.'"

"But Mr. Stirling isn't a commonplace man," said another of the
charmingly dressed girls. "He is very silent, and what he says isn't at
all clever, but he's very unusual and interesting."

"Nevertheless," said Ogden, "I believe he was right. He has a way of
knowing what the majority of people think or feel about things. And that
is the secret of his success, and not his possession or lack of
feeling."

"You none of you have got at the true secret of Peter's success," said
Ray. "It was his wonderful capacity for work. To a lazy beggar like
myself it is marvellous. I've known that man to work from nine in the
morning till one at night, merely stopping for meals."

"Yet he did not seem an ambitious man," said Le Grand. "He cared nothing
for social success, he never has accepted office till now, and he has
refused over and over again law work which meant big money."

"No," said Ray. "Peter worked hard in law and politics. Yet he didn't
want office or money. He could more than once have been a judge, and
Costell wanted him governor six years ago. He took the nomination this
year against his own wishes. He cared as little for money or reputation
in law, as he cared for society, and would compromise cases which would
have added greatly to his reputation if he had let them go to trial. He
might have been worth double what he is to-day, if he had merely
invested his money, instead of letting it lie in savings banks or trust
companies. I've spoken about it repeatedly to him, but he only said that
he wasn't going to spend time taking care of money, for money ceased to
be valuable when it had to be taken care of; its sole use to him being
to have it take care of him. I think he worked for the sake of working."

"That explains Peter, certainly. His one wish was to help others," said
Miss De Voe. "He had no desire for reputation or money, and so did not
care to increase either."

"And mark my words," said Lispenard. "From this day, he'll set no limit
to his endeavors to obtain both."

"He can't work harder than he has to get political power," said an
usher. "Think of how anxious he must have been to get it, when he would
spend so much time in the slums and saloons! He couldn't have liked the
men he met there."

"I've taken him to task about that, and told him he had no business to
waste his time so," said Ogden; "but he said that he was not taking care
of other people's money or trying to build up a great business, and that
if he chose to curtail his practice, so as to have some time to work in
politics, it was a matter of personal judgment."

"I once asked Peter," said Miss De Voe, "how he could bear, with his
tastes and feelings, to go into saloons, and spend so much time with
politicians, and with the low, uneducated people of his district. He
said, 'That is my way of trying to do good, and it is made enjoyable to
me by helping men over rough spots, or by preventing political wrong. I
have taken the world and humanity as it is, and have done what I could,
without stopping to criticise or weep over shortcomings and sins. I
admire men who stand for noble impossibilities. But I have given my own
life to the doing of small possibilities. I don't say the way is the
best. But it is my way, for I am a worker, not a preacher. And just
because I have been willing to do things as the world is willing to have
them done, power and success have come to me to do more.' I believe it
was because Peter had no wish for worldly success, that it came to him."

"You are all wrong," groaned Lispenard. "I love Peter as much as I love
my own kin, with due apology to those of it who are present, but I must
say that his whole career has been the worst case of sheer, downright
luck of which I ever saw or heard."

"Luck!" exclaimed Dorothy.

"Yes, luck!" said Lispenard. "Look at it. He starts in like all the rest
of us. And Miss Luck calls him in to look at a sick kitten die. Very
ordinary occurrence that! Health-board report several hundred every
week. But Miss Luck knew what she was about and called him in to just
the right kind of a kitten to make a big speech about. Thereupon he
makes it, blackguarding and wiping the floor up with a millionaire
brewer. Does the brewer wait for his turn to get even with him? Not a
bit. Miss Luck takes a hand in and the brewer falls on Peter's
breast-bone, and loves him ever afterwards. My cousin writes him, and he
snubs her. Does she annihilate him as she would have other men? No. Miss
Luck has arranged all that, and they become the best of friends."

"Lispenard--" Miss De Voe started to interrupt indignantly, but
Lispenard continued, "Hold on till I finish. One at a time. Well. Miss
Luck gets him chosen to a convention by a fluke and Peter votes against
Costell's wishes. What happens? Costell promptly takes him up and pushes
him for all he's worth. He snubs society, and society concludes that a
man who is more snubby and exclusive than itself must be a man to
cultivate. He refuses to talk, and every one promptly says: 'How
interesting he is!' He gets in the way of a dynamite bomb. Does it kill
him? Certainly not. Miss Luck has put an old fool there, to protect him.
He swears a bad word. Does it shock respectable people? No! Every one
breathes easier, and likes him the better. He enrages and shoots the
strikers. Does he lose votes? Not one. Miss Luck arranges that the
directors shall yield things which they had sworn not to yield; and the
strikers are reconciled and print a card in praise of him. He runs for
office. Do the other parties make a good fight of it? No. They promptly
nominate a scoundrelly demagogue and a nonentity who thinks votes are
won by going about in shirtsleeves. So he is elected by the biggest
plurality the State has ever given. Has Miss Luck done enough? No. She
at once sets every one predicting that he'll get the presidential
nomination two years from now, if he cares for it. Be it friend or
enemy, intentional or unintentional, every one with whom he comes in
contact gives him a boost. While look at me! There isn't a soul who ever
gave me help. It's been pure, fire-with-your-eyes-shut luck.

"Was this morning luck too?" asked a bridesmaid.

"Absolutely," sighed Lispenard. "And what luck! I always said that Peter
would never marry, because he would insist on taking women seriously,
and because at heart he was afraid of them to a woeful degree, and
showed it in such a way, as simply to make women think he didn't like
them individually. But Miss Luck wouldn't allow that. Oh, no! Miss Luck
isn't content even that Peter shall take his chance of getting a wife,
with the rest of us. She's not going to have any accidents for him. So
she takes the loveliest of girls and trots her all over Europe, so that
she shan't have friends, or even know men well. She arranges too, that
the young girl shall have her head filled with Peter by a lot of
admiring women, who are determined to make him into a sad, unfortunate
hero, instead of the successful man he is. A regular conspiracy to
delude a young girl. Then before the girl has seen anything of the
world, she trots her over here. Does she introduce them at a dance, so
that Peter shall be awkward and silent? Not she! She puts him where he
looks his best--on a horse. She starts the thing off romantically, so
that he begins on the most intimate footing, before another man has left
his pasteboard. So he's way ahead of the pack when they open cry. Is
that enough? No! At the critical moment he is called to the aid of his
country. Gets lauded for his pluck. Gets blown up. Gets everything to
make a young girl worship him. Pure luck! It doesn't matter what Peter
says or does. Miss Luck always arranges that it turn up the winning
card."

"There is no luck in it," cried Mr. Pierce. "It was all due to his
foresight and shrewdness. He plans things beforehand, and merely presses
the button. Why, look at his marriage alone? Does he fall in love early
in life, and hamper himself with a Miss Nobody? Not he! He waits till
he has achieved a position where he can pick from the best, and then he
does exactly that, if you'll pardon a doating grandfather's saying it."

"Well," said Watts, "we have all known Peter long enough to have found
out what he is, yet there seems to be a slight divergence of opinion.
Are we fools, or is Peter a gay deceiver?"

"He is the most outspoken man I ever knew," said Miss De Voe.

"But he tells nothing," said an usher.

"Yes. He is absolutely silent," said a bridesmaid.

"Except when he's speechifying," said Ray.

"And Leonore says he talks and jokes a great deal," said Watts.

"I never knew any one who is deceiving herself so about a man," said
Dorothy. "It's terrible. What do you think she had the face to say to me
to-day?"

"What?"

"She was speaking of their plans after returning from the wedding
journey, and she said: 'I am going to have Peter keep up his bachelor
quarters.' 'Does he say he'll do it?' I asked. 'I haven't spoken to
him,' she replied, 'but of course he will.' I said: 'Leonore, all women
think they rule their husbands, but they don't in reality, and Peter
will be less ruled than any man I know.' Then what do you think she
said?"

"Don't keep us in suspense."

"She said: 'None of you ever understood Peter. But I do.' Think of it!
From that little chit, who's known Peter half the number of months that
I've known him years!"

"I don't know," sighed Lispenard. "I'm not prepared to say it isn't so.
Indeed, after seeing Peter, who never seemed able to understand women
till this one appeared on the scene, develop into a regulation lover, I
am quite prepared to believe that every one knows more than I do. At the
same time, I can't afford to risk my reputation for discrimination and
insight over such a simple thing as Peter's character. You've all tried
to say what Peter is. Now I'll tell you in two words and you'll all find
you are right, and you'll all find you are wrong."

"You are as bad as Leonore," cried Dorothy.

"Well," said Watts, "we are all listening. What is Peter?"

"He is an extreme type of a man far from uncommon in this country, yet
who has never been understood by foreigners, and by few Americans."

"Well?"

"Peter is a practical idealist"

CHAPTER LXI.

LEONORE'S THEORY.

And how well had that "talk-it-over" group at the end of Peters
wedding-day grasped his character? How clearly do we ever gain an
insight into the feelings and motives which induce conduct even in those
whom we best know and love? Each had found something in Peter that no
other had discovered. We speak of rose-colored glasses, and Shakespeare
wrote, "All things are yellow to a jaundiced eye." When we take a bit of
blue glass, and place it with yellow, it becomes green. When we put it
with red, it becomes purple. Yet blue it is all the time. Is not each
person responsible for the tint he seems to produce in others? Can we
ever learn that the thing is blue, and that the green or purple aspect
is only the tinge which we ourselves help to give? Can we ever learn
that we love and are loved entirely as we give ourselves colors which
may harmonize with those about us? That love, wins love; kindness,
kindness; hate, hate. That just such elements as we give to the
individual, the individual gives back to us? That the sides we show are
the sides seen by the world. There were people who could truly believe
that Peter was a ward boss; a frequenter of saloons; a drunkard; a liar;
a swearer; a murderer, in intention, if not in act; a profligate; and a
compromiser of many of his own strongest principles. Yet there were
people who could, say other things of him.

But more important than the opinion of Peter's friends, and of the
world, was the opinion of Peter's wife. Was she right in her theory that
she was the only one who understood him? Or had she, as he had once
done, reared an ideal, and given that ideal the love which she supposed
she was giving Peter? It is always a problem in love to say whether we
love people most for the qualities they actually possess, or for those
with which our own love endows them. Here was a young girl,
inexperienced in world and men, joyfully sinking her own life in that of
a man whom, but a few months before, had been only a matter of hearsay
to her. Yet she had apparently taken him, as women will, for better, for
worse, till death, as trustfully as if he and men generally were as
knowable as A B C, instead of as unknown as the algebraic X. Only once
had she faltered in her trust of him, and then but for a moment. How far
had her love, and the sight of Peter's misery, led her blindly to renew
that trust? And would it hold? She had seen how little people thought of
that scurrilous article, and how the decent papers had passed it over
without a word. But she had also seen, the scandal harped upon by
partisans and noted that Peter failed to vindicate himself publicly, or
vouchsafe an explanation to her. Had she taken Peter with trust or
doubt, knowledge or blindness?

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